The Kingdom of Womble 13283 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.616 billion Womble 13283ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Womble 13283ian economy, worth 181 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 39,305 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,879 per year while the poor average 5,279, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 13283's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 13283 is ranked 224,677^th in the world and 985^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.5 flags saluted per person per day.